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Well, I'll mostly have the house to myself this weekend. My father is usually invisible during the day, and my mother's going to be out of town. My cousin is joining the army, and his parents are holding a good-bye party. I'd be going, but I'm way too behind on homework, and need to catch up.

Most college students who live with their parents use the weekend alone to sneak their girlfriends into the house...

Wow, I'm boring!

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	61.7% Explored the pleasures of the flesh	64.9%
Shamelessness	92.9% Has yet to see self in mirror	79.1%
Sex Drive	100%	77.4%
Straightness	100%	44.2%
Gayness	100%	83.8%
Fucking Sick	99.1% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 91.56% pure Average Score: 72.5%
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