Nationality quiz (with a few comments)

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[1] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[1] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[1] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (The English need to learn how to cook bacon)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[1] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 4

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[1] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[1] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total = 2

Italian
[1] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[1] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[1] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[1]Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[1] You talk fast occasionally. (can't help it sometimes)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 1

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[1] You get short tempered.
[1] You know of somebody named Natasha. (Natalia; Natasha's the common form; she's from Moscow though!)
[1] You get cold easily.
[1] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[1] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 5

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[1] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[1] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[1] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 3

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[1] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total = 1

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[1] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 1

German
[1] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[1] You went to Pre-school.
[1] You're over 5'2
Total = 3

Canadian
[1] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[1] You say eh. (Sometimes)
[1] You know what poutine is
[1] You speak some french. (very little)
[1] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 4

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[1] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[1] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart. (Gack!)
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 2

So I'm apparently more Russian than Canadian, with Canadian/British/Italian coming in at second place. Huh.

EDIT: checked some of my scores, and Russian/Canadian are tied!