'cause she said so!

Dear meghan_rachelle,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped outside of Chicago and I saw you ignore my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about our friendship.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
David

(And I didn't even know I was your type! ;))


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However, since I'm a rebel, I tag whoever actually feels like doing this. If not, don't. Simple as that :P