Nov. 10th, 2009

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British couple in court over 'howling' sex

A British couple whose sex sessions were so noisy that neighbours could not sleep heard in court how their marathon romps sounded like someone being murdered, reports said Tuesday.

Steve and Caroline Cartwright's "howling" lovemaking sounded "unnatural", "hysterical" and "like they are both in considerable pain", Newcastle Crown Court in northeast England heard.

A 10-minute recording of their sex sessions was played out before a judge and two magistrates in the court, who also heard how he tried covering her face with a pillow to muffle the orgasmic screams.


They measured the screams as being between 30 and 40 decibels on average, and peaking at 47--through the neighbour's wall!

I don't care how good it is, you don't need to be that loud. In fact, I'd prefer my partner to not be ear-shattering with her moans of ecstasy--I won't think that she's exaggerating to hide that she's faking it.

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