It finally happened...

[danlansdowne]

About fifteen years ago, Jerry Seinfeld commented on people who point to their wrist when asking for the time. He went on to describe other places that people could point to when asking questions. Well, today, one of his predictions came true. Some guy actually pointed to his crotch to ask where the bathroom was! It's official: the English-speaking world has forgotten how to speak English.

I worked my first eight-hour shift in months today. You know how they say "I'm going to feel that tomorrow?" Well, I'm getting ahead of myself because I'm feeling it now!