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About half an hour ago, I saw some guy on our front porch making a clicking sound with a lighter and a clanging sound on our mailbox. At first I thought he was putting something flammable or explosive in the mailbox, but it turns out he was resting against it because he was drunk, stoned out of his mind, and bleeding. Looks like he went to some wild party that turned bad. He said he needed to hide so we let him through to the back yard (why I don't know!) and he went over the fence behind our pool and fell to the ground--there's a small strip of ground between our pool fence and the property line. He then stumbled to the fence next to our house and fell over it into our neighbour's yard, and is now on top of her roof. We called the neighbour to warn her, then called the police.

So how's your night going?