It finally happened...

[danlansdowne]

About fifteen years ago, Jerry Seinfeld commented on people who point to their wrist when asking for the time. He went on to describe other places that people could point to when asking questions. Well, today, one of his predictions came true. Some guy actually pointed to his crotch to ask where the bathroom was! It's official: the English-speaking world has forgotten how to speak English.

I worked my first eight-hour shift in months today. You know how they say "I'm going to feel that tomorrow?" Well, I'm getting ahead of myself because I'm feeling it now!

Comments

[hendikins.livejournal.com]

since you work in retail, that you're dumber than dirt. Morons...

Or just like how people don't expect me to know anything about train services, where anything is, tickets and fares, etc. - even though I'm working at a railway station.

Don't ask me, I just work here!

[dhlawrence.livejournal.com]

If only that assumption prompted them to go away!