Can you say "schadenfreude"?

Gas thief catches on fire:

"A 38-year-old man is in hospital with burns after police say he caught on fire after siphoning gas from cars.

A 4 a.m. today, Victoria police received two calls of vehicles on fire, one in the 3100-block of Douglas Street and the other at the U-Haul Depot at 790 Topaz Ave.

Police believe a man siphoning gas from rental trucks started a fire in one of the U-Haul vehicles. The man fled in a second vehicle but the fire spread to the car he was driving.

He bailed out of the vehicle and attempted to extinguish the flames. He was taken to hospital by ambulance and is facing criminal charges."

I'd say he had it coming.

Tobacco farmers

There's an article on the news about tobacco farmers who are facing foreclosure because they're not making as much money on the noxious weeds they grow for a living. Some, in previous years, have shown how mature they are by reaping and bailing their crop and leaving it at the side of the road for garbage collection.

Here's a thought: GROW SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!